Pacific

Traffic trouble 2

Bands in my pants, keep ‘em kinda slanted
All about the money, know I got to have it
30 on me any time we out in traffic

Traffic trouble

Yoppers on us any time we out in traffic

Pack touching down, time to bust 'em out the plastic

This for my dogs, niggas, moms, dukes, and the grammy

The population of this country (USA) is 237 million.
104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes...

Ridiculous holidaymakers' complaints 5

The case of the stupid locals enjoying their own beach
A German couple pleaded their case at the local court, demanding compensation for a spoiled vacation.
The 2 Germans were very upset that their (public) Mauritian beach was also being used by locals. And obviously, the one thing that can spoil a vacation, is having to interact with the people that actually live there.
Verdict: local judge throws case into a local trash can

The case of the outhouse is not an acceptable bathroom?
A Swedish tourist visited his court to beg for a full refund of his vacation.
His complaint? His remote farm destination lacked in-building bathroom facilities, and he was forced to use an outhouse. Apparently this was just too much for him to deal with.
Verdict: case ended up in the crapper